Week 5, 2nd day as slow as the first

Well today was another catch up day for me.  Couldn't get out of bed to get the girls ready for preschool, so GT stayed home to help - another nana-nap for me in the afternoon and I'm still feeling tired.  Call it a slow day. Forgot to take the prednisone (not good) and became so overwhelmed with the "medical bills" I've been receiveing that I walked out with them still in hand from Medicare ,,,,,, I'll deal with it another day.

Hi to all the mother's group shopper's and luncher's we bumped into at Westfield ,,,,,, and thanks to everyone who called.  Sorry to anyone who had a chance to speak to me 'casue I wasn't in the best mood - hey some would say I was my usual self! 

Update:  While cough is much better, I have a respiratory specialist appointment for early next week (if needed) each day the cough does get better, so I will see how I go in the next 48 hrs and decide if it is necessary then.  Dr H and her team organised this - they are great!

Thanks to Grant for the cheer up jokes.  I am so OVER taking drugs at the moment, but these ones sound very interesting ,,,,,,,, I think I'm already on one or two???!

New Medications for Women

St. Mom's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q., causing enjoyment of country western music. (I think I might already be taking this one!)

F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

M e n i c i l l i n
Potent anti boyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"

B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.